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Jennifer Haubrich

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I’m Your Smart Scale, and You’re Carrying 13.4 Pounds of Guilt in Your Left Thigh

We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need…

Feb 26

Two bare feet stand on a digital scale

Feb 26

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Frazzled

An 80s Soundtrack for Middle-Aged Parents

For your most frequent, favorite, and unavoidable activities

Nov 27, 2024

A middle-aged mom dancing with headphones and mirrored sunglasses on, surrounded by colorful musical note graphics

Nov 27, 2024

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MuddyUm

This NYC Apartment is Truly Unique

And we’re not just saying that

Oct 26, 2024

A sunset sky behind the New York City skyline lit up for the night

Oct 26, 2024

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Frazzled

College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

Sep 28, 2024

The image depicts a decorated dorm room with bunk beds. There are string lights hanging across the ceiling, and various decorative items are scattered throughout, including colorful pillows, a stack of folded towels, a coffee machine, boxes, and an ice machine. There are also illustrations of lamps, a vanity mirror, and a wall art piece showing a sunset with ice cream cones. The phrase “Treat Yourself” is written in neon-style text on the wall.

Sep 28, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The 5 Love Languages of Perimenopausal Women

4) Leave her the hell alone

Apr 1

Close up of the torso and hands of a woman holding a big fluffy heart

Apr 1

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

To Bang or Not to Bang: Unanswered Texts to My Hairdresser

It’s a very big decision!

Mar 14

Hand using scissors to cut bangs on a woman with her eyes closed.

Mar 14

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Frazzled

Will A Teen Daughter Answer These Texts?

Here’s how it’s gonna work…

Mar 4

Photo of a woman seated outside looking at her phone.

Mar 4

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MuddyUm

What’s Harder: Being Vegan or Being Christian?

Let’s take a completely non-judgmental look-see

Mar 4

Woman’s hand holding a mug with the word I Can’t Even on it.

Mar 4

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Frazzled

18 Parenting Legends and Superstitions Under Investigation

If you rub the diaper genie at exactly 2 a.m., will your wish be granted?

Feb 17

A colorful collage-style illustration featuring various objects and symbols related to superstitions, such as a black cat, a four-leaf clover, a broken mirror, a rabbit, a penny, a bird, a spilled drink, crossed fingers, and a horseshoe. The phrase “TRUE OR FALSE?” is displayed in red text in the center.

Feb 17

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Frazzled

Taylor Swift’s Greatest Hits: New Mom Edition

These songs are about a different type of heartbreak now

Feb 11

Stylized artistic image of the outline of a woman nursing a baby with text that reads Songs for midnight and 3 a.m. and 6 a.m.

Feb 11

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com Free Substack: Humor in the Middle

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