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The % Chance You Will Know the Names of These Parents

There are many factors, but often the same answer

Jennifer Haubrich
Frazzled
Published in
4 min readApr 22, 2024

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The image shows a woman looking thoughtful or puzzled, with a finger on her cheek, as if she is trying to remember something. Surrounding her are six “Hello my name is” stickers with different names or descriptions written on them. Each sticker has a different text, indicating various identities that might be attributed to her, such as someone’s mom or a name that starts with P or D.
Image made in Canva by author

Learning the names of your kids’ friends? That’s pretty easy.

Learning the names of their parents? Not so much.

You volunteer with them regularly at school

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