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I’m Your Smart Scale, and You’re Carrying 13.4 Pounds of Guilt in Your Left Thigh
We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need it to settle a bet.
Hello! We applaud your decision to take responsibility for your body and well-being by investing in a TruWorth smart scale.
Other scales just tell you how much you weigh. Our scale is smarter. It tells you what kind of person you are and what you should be concerned about.
Your initial readings
Metabolic age: 71
You input that you’re 43 years old. We assume that was a typo. If not, you seriously messed up your metabolism at some point, because you have the body of a septuagenarian.
Weight: Let’s say, somewhere in the middle
No modeling contract in your future, but no seatbelt extenders yet either. Congrats.
Body Fat Percentage: Extremely High
Even though our scales are only 79% accurate, we have never seen someone who is 88% fat before.
Lean Mass: Below Average
