Ha! I've never heard this expression.

Their porch boasts pot lights, a cream-coloured couch that isn’t home to a multi-generational family of trash pandas, and a nautical-themed custom wood plank imprinted with their surname.
I Was Held Captive by Another Kid’s Mom
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Jennifer Haubrich
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May 2, 2024
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Ha! I've never heard this expression.
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Written by Jennifer Haubrich4.3K Followers
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Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com Free Substack: Humor in the Middle
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