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Jennifer Haubrich

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I’m Your Smart Scale, and You’re Carrying 13.4 Pounds of Guilt in Your Left Thigh

We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need…

Feb 26

Two bare feet stand on a digital scale

Feb 26

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Frazzled

An 80s Soundtrack for Middle-Aged Parents

For your most frequent, favorite, and unavoidable activities

Nov 27, 2024

A middle-aged mom dancing with headphones and mirrored sunglasses on, surrounded by colorful musical note graphics

Nov 27, 2024

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MuddyUm

This NYC Apartment is Truly Unique

And we’re not just saying that

Oct 26, 2024

A sunset sky behind the New York City skyline lit up for the night

Oct 26, 2024

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College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

Sep 28, 2024

The image depicts a decorated dorm room with bunk beds. There are string lights hanging across the ceiling, and various decorative items are scattered throughout, including colorful pillows, a stack of folded towels, a coffee machine, boxes, and an ice machine. There are also illustrations of lamps, a vanity mirror, and a wall art piece showing a sunset with ice cream cones. The phrase “Treat Yourself” is written in neon-style text on the wall.

Sep 28, 2024

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Frazzled

How to Choose Your Middle Schooler’s Instrument

Considering your ears, wallet, and sanity

May 7

Cartoon style collage image of a confused looking person surrounded by various musical instruments.

May 7

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MuddyUm

Our Meditation App’s Got Something Others Don’t — Your Personal Information

Here, OM stands for omniscient monitoring

Apr 29

Our Meditation App’s Got Something Others Don’t — Your Personal Information

Apr 29

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Frazzled

How Much You Should Be Paid For Listening to These Parents’ Comments

From $3.59 to $1M

Apr 18

Photo of a woman with a bored or annoyed look on her face with a thought bubble that says “Are you kidding me?” listening to another woman talk.

Apr 18

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The 5 Love Languages of Perimenopausal Women

4) Leave her the hell alone

Apr 1

Close up of the torso and hands of a woman holding a big fluffy heart

Apr 1

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

To Bang or Not to Bang: Unanswered Texts to My Hairdresser

It’s a very big decision!

Mar 14

Hand using scissors to cut bangs on a woman with her eyes closed.

Mar 14

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Frazzled

Will A Teen Daughter Answer These Texts?

Here’s how it’s gonna work…

Mar 4

Photo of a woman seated outside looking at her phone.

Mar 4

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com

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