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I’m Your Smart Scale, and You’re Carrying 13.4 Pounds of Guilt in Your Left Thigh

We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need…

Feb 26

Two bare feet stand on a digital scale

Feb 26

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An 80s Soundtrack for Middle-Aged Parents

For your most frequent, favorite, and unavoidable activities

Nov 27, 2024

A middle-aged mom dancing with headphones and mirrored sunglasses on, surrounded by colorful musical note graphics

Nov 27, 2024

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This NYC Apartment is Truly Unique

And we’re not just saying that

Oct 26, 2024

A sunset sky behind the New York City skyline lit up for the night

Oct 26, 2024

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College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

Sep 28, 2024

The image depicts a decorated dorm room with bunk beds. There are string lights hanging across the ceiling, and various decorative items are scattered throughout, including colorful pillows, a stack of folded towels, a coffee machine, boxes, and an ice machine. There are also illustrations of lamps, a vanity mirror, and a wall art piece showing a sunset with ice cream cones. The phrase “Treat Yourself” is written in neon-style text on the wall.

Sep 28, 2024

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A Hostage Negotiator Critiques What You Say to Your Child at Bedtime

You gotta remember, you’re the good cop

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A cartoon drawing of a dad and child in bed reading a book next to a photo of a hostage negotiator on the phone, whose text bubble says, “Take your time. Don’t rush through the story. Trust me, it won’t work.”

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What Not to Say at Your Next Parent-Teacher Conference

Advice for the borderline competent

Jun 25

Photo of a man and woman speaking with a teacher in a classroom. The man is saying “We’re currently reading War and Peace at bedtime” and the woman is thinking “That’s what it feels like getting him to bed.”

Jun 25

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The 5 Stages of Trying to Watch a Movie as a Family

It’s a lot like grief, but with popcorn

Jun 20

A family is gathered for movie night, lying on pillows and watching a film on TV, but several are distracted by their phones, and one person appears to be asleep with a thought bubble saying “Zzzzz…”.

Jun 20

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Yikes, You Just Found Out the Science Fair is Tomorrow?!

Here’s how you can (probably) handle it

Jun 5

Collage image featuring cartoon drawings of lettuce, various plants, and a bagged lunch with moldy looking items with the words “It’s just Science!!”

Jun 5

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Disposing of Your Child’s Preschool “Art” So It Doesn’t Crush You to Death

In six simple, devious steps

May 30

Photo of a child holding up a piece of artwork with a mother behind. The mother has a thought bubble that reads, “We are so giving this one to the plumber.”

May 30

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How to Choose Your Middle Schooler’s Instrument

Considering your ears, wallet, and sanity

May 7

Cartoon style collage image of a confused looking person surrounded by various musical instruments.

May 7

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com

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