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Thank You Notes From Every Dictionary’s Word of the Year 2024

Reactions were mixed

Dec 11, 2024

Close-up of a thank you card with a pen lying beside it.

Dec 11, 2024

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An 80s Soundtrack for Middle-Aged Parents

For your most frequent, favorite, and unavoidable activities

Nov 27, 2024

A middle-aged mom dancing with headphones and mirrored sunglasses on, surrounded by colorful musical note graphics

Nov 27, 2024

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This NYC Apartment is Truly Unique

And we’re not just saying that

Oct 26, 2024

A sunset sky behind the New York City skyline lit up for the night

Oct 26, 2024

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College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

Sep 28, 2024

The image depicts a decorated dorm room with bunk beds. There are string lights hanging across the ceiling, and various decorative items are scattered throughout, including colorful pillows, a stack of folded towels, a coffee machine, boxes, and an ice machine. There are also illustrations of lamps, a vanity mirror, and a wall art piece showing a sunset with ice cream cones. The phrase “Treat Yourself” is written in neon-style text on the wall.

Sep 28, 2024

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We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors

You should know what your behavior means

Jun 29, 2024

We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors

Jun 29, 2024

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I’m Your Smart Scale, and You’re Carrying 13.4 Pounds of Guilt in Your Left Thigh

We’re sharing this information for your benefit. We’re also sharing it with your girlfriend, employer, and therapist because they all need…

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Two bare feet stand on a digital scale

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18 Parenting Legends and Superstitions Under Investigation

If you rub the diaper genie at exactly 2 a.m., will your wish be granted?

Feb 17

A colorful collage-style illustration featuring various objects and symbols related to superstitions, such as a black cat, a four-leaf clover, a broken mirror, a rabbit, a penny, a bird, a spilled drink, crossed fingers, and a horseshoe. The phrase “TRUE OR FALSE?” is displayed in red text in the center.

Feb 17

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Taylor Swift’s Greatest Hits: New Mom Edition

These songs are about a different type of heartbreak now

Feb 11

Stylized artistic image of the outline of a woman nursing a baby with text that reads Songs for midnight and 3 a.m. and 6 a.m.

Feb 11

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Answers from the Ethicist for Tired Parents

Parenting is full of morally gray areas when you’re exhausted

Jan 29

Photo of a thinking man statue.

Jan 29

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Reviews of Horror Movies or Comments About Riding with a New Teen Driver?

When parents pay to be scared out of their minds

Jan 16

A humorous scene of a driving lesson where a young woman is behind the wheel, smiling confidently, while an older man, presumably her dad, looks terrified, covering his eyes with one hand. A speech bubble above him reads: “SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN… STOP!!”.

Jan 16

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com Free Substack: Humor in the Middle

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