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What, Your Baby Doesn’t Have Their Own Personal Brand Yet?

A how-to-guide for clueless parents

Oct 10, 2024

Oct 10, 2024

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An 80s Soundtrack for Middle-Aged Parents

For your most frequent, favorite, and unavoidable activities

Nov 27, 2024

A middle-aged mom dancing with headphones and mirrored sunglasses on, surrounded by colorful musical note graphics

Nov 27, 2024

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This NYC Apartment is Truly Unique

And we’re not just saying that

Oct 26, 2024

A sunset sky behind the New York City skyline lit up for the night

Oct 26, 2024

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College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

Sep 28, 2024

The image depicts a decorated dorm room with bunk beds. There are string lights hanging across the ceiling, and various decorative items are scattered throughout, including colorful pillows, a stack of folded towels, a coffee machine, boxes, and an ice machine. There are also illustrations of lamps, a vanity mirror, and a wall art piece showing a sunset with ice cream cones. The phrase “Treat Yourself” is written in neon-style text on the wall.

Sep 28, 2024

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We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors

You should know what your behavior means

Jun 29, 2024

We’re Your Utility Company And We’d Like To Compare You To Your Neighbors

Jun 29, 2024

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Would You Rather, Parents Version

These are your choices.

Dec 17, 2024

A woman trying to decide between images of a car, popsicle sticks, and money on her one side and Netflix on TV, a bed, and pajamas on the other.

Dec 17, 2024

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Thank You Notes From Every Dictionary’s Word of the Year 2024

Reactions were mixed

Dec 11, 2024

Close-up of a thank you card with a pen lying beside it.

Dec 11, 2024

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We Would Like Your Feedback on Your Anesthesia Experience

Did you hear what we said while you were under?

Dec 7, 2024

Two masked doctors in scrubs adjust the light and look down toward a patient to prepare for an operation.

Dec 7, 2024

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Can You Do Parent Math?

Even calculus can’t prepare you for this

Dec 3, 2024

This image depicts a thoughtful woman sitting with a laptop, gazing upwards while pondering. Various colorful illustrations float around her, including a sine wave graph labeled “sin α,” a bowl of spaghetti, a cupcake, a school bus, a clock, and a linear equation 𝑦 = 𝑚 𝑥 + 𝑏.

Dec 3, 2024

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FAQs About That One Hair on My Chin

Inquiring minds want to know

Nov 28, 2024

chin hair asking to be left alone

Nov 28, 2024

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com

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